Centerfield settled

Looks like the centerfield job is settled... or basically settled. Yesterday the Braves traded Josh Anderson, the speedy out-of-options centerfielder for 3 pairs of Mizuno cleats and a half chewed envelope of Redman. This transaction paves the way for the Braves' centerfield to me manned by this guy:

McCann's Cans should also have plenty of competition in the right field upper pavilion seats. Perhaps a taste test/beer fest is in order.

Budweiser could not be reached for comment regarding the imminent change in selection offered by the Chophouse.

But don't look to see this frosty goodness cleansing the pallet of our outfield grass on opening day, instead you're likely to see:

That's right, Greg White (aka Gregor Blanco), or Schaefer light will likely shag the opening day fly balls allowing the "Real McCoy" to delay arbitration another year and subjecting him to the indentured servitude of the Braves for 7 years, in clear violation of the Emancipation Proclamation. Lincoln would not be happy with you Mr. Wren.